Weddings are a time of joy, so what better way to start this new chapter in your lives than with a touch of humour? Whether you’re a traditional couple, partners with unique personalities, or a modern duo embarking on this journey together, we’ve curated a delightful selection of funny wedding vows that will not only tickle your funny bone but also warm your hearts.
Get ready to exchange giggles, chuckles, and a whole lot of love as we share these humorous promises for your big day!
Everything you need to know about wedding vows
Before we try to add in any humour, let’s start with the basics. What are wedding vows? When do you say them? How do you deliver them and, more importantly, how do you write them? As wedding vow experts, we’re happy to share everything you need to know about wedding vows. Start there and then proceed with the comedy!
Should we write our own vows?
Not sure if you should write your own vows or repeat ones that are already written, watch Officiant Shawn answer that question! While traditional vows can be right for some couples, we strongly encourage all couples to consider writing their own personal vows. Your vows are the promises you’re making for your marriage; they should be unique to your relationship and meaningful to you. You should spend time thinking about what you want your vows – and your marriage – to look like.
Not sure where to start? Check out our FREE guide for writing kick-ass wedding vows!
Can wedding vows be funny?
Yes, wedding vows are allowed to be funny. While wedding vows are serious promises, there’s no reason for them to be stiff or boring. If your relationship is one where you value humour, joke with each other and make each other laugh, why wouldn’t you want to bring that into your vows and marriage? A few personal jokes can show your partner how much you understand them and put all of your guests in a good mood.
But it’s easy to take funny vows too far. Remember, this isn’t a roast of your partner or a chance to practice your comedy set; this is your wedding. The goal of your vows is to convey to your partner how much they mean to you and what you want for your marriage together. The goal is not to get a laugh at the end of every sentence. You’ll also want to avoid any jokes that might be offensive, controversial or embarrassing to your partner. Like most things, less is more when it comes to funny vows.
You want to make sure your wedding vows match the overall tone of your wedding and the importance of this milestone in your relationship. Do this by keeping the purpose of vows in mind while writing. Don’t be afraid to add in a few inside jokes or funny lines but be sure to balance them with heartfelt sentiment and sincere promises.
Funny wedding vows for him, her & them!
Below we’re sharing our favourite funny wedding vows that you can add to your wedding ceremony. Remember, the best funny wedding vows are ones that are personal to your relationship. Don’t forget to customize these example vows with inside jokes and specific references that will make them even more special to your partner!
“I promise to love and cherish you even while you binge-watch your favourite show for the hundredth time, knowing we’ve both memorized every line.”
“I vow to be your partner in crime, whether that’s eating ice cream for dinner or plotting epic pranks on our friends and family.”
“I will share my popcorn at the movies, but I can’t guarantee I won’t accidentally spill it all over you during a scary scene.”
“I vow to be your personal comedian, even if it means occasionally resorting to dad jokes and puns to make you smile.”
“I promise to love you unconditionally, even if you can never seem to decide where you want to eat for dinner.”
“As your personal GPS, know I might occasionally lead us on scenic detours just to add some excitement to our journeys.”
“I promise to always be your biggest cheerleader, especially when you attempt to fix things around the house without calling a professional.”
“I will love you even when you forget to put the toilet seat down.”
“I promise to share my fries with you, even though I always say I won’t, because what’s mine is yours… except for the last slice of pizza.”
“I will always laugh at your jokes, no matter how many times I’ve heard them before.”
“I promise to love you in sickness and in health, as long as you don’t use my favourite mug when you’re sick.”
“I vow to be your personal handyman, although my definition of ‘fixing’ might sometimes involve duct tape.”
“I swear to never mention your weird collection of action figures and superhero memorabilia…except for right now!”
“I vow to be your #1 fan in everything you do, except when you’re singing in the shower. Let’s leave that to the professionals.”
Not into these funny wedding vows? Check out some other wedding vow examples!
If none of the funny vows above seem like a good fit for your relationship, that’s okay! You can always make up your own jokes or skip the funny vows altogether. We’ve found that most couples naturally add an inside joke or funny moment to their personal vows simply due to the fact that most couples enjoy making each other laugh and smile. So there’s a good chance that your personal wedding vows will already include a humourous story or punchline. No need to force a joke.
Need more vow inspiration? Check out some more example vows below!
- Modern Wedding Vows for Brides, Grooms & Everyone Else
- 21 Simple Wedding Vows
- 10 Repeating Vow Examples
- 20 Traditional Wedding Vows
- 22 Wedding Vows for Any Ceremony
We hope you’ve been inspired to infuse your special day with laughter and lightheartedness. These funny wedding vows not only bring smiles to faces but also serve as a reminder that love doesn’t always have to be serious; it can be fun, quirky, and filled with laughter. As long as you’re serious about your commitment to one another, there’s no need to be stiff and serious in every line of your vows. Keep the sincerity, skip the seriousness and add a dose of humour!
PS: Not sure how to write your own vows? Download our FREE vow writing guide! And get in touch to customize a wedding ceremony that is equal parts hilarious and heartfelt!
Riana Ang-Canning has been working with Young Hip & Married since 2017. She is a professional content writer with experience in travel, lifestyle and weddings. Riana not only writes Young Hip & Married blog posts but is also involved with the company's internal communications, social media, copywriting and more. She knows YHM, and the wedding world, inside and out!
